I'm Tifauxing tonight's Idol results so I can catch up on Lost. I want to be on record with this prediction, however.
There is supposed to be some bigger than big announcement on Idol tonight. It's supposed to be so big that it just might change the world.
I believe that they have finally, at long last, found Elvis and are bringing him in to coach the contestants.
Will I be right? Tune in to find out.
UPDATE: Alas, no Elvis. Instead we have Idol charity. I have credit cards bills I'm willing to donate to the cause.